Welcome to L.K. Hatchett's emporium of zombies, dung beetles, and rabid reindeer. You never know what you're going to find here, so sit back and have fun... Jim the Dung Beetle says so.
Watch your stuff, though, Jim might want it for his collection. You might also want to watch out for Mary the Zombie. Like all zombies, she wants your brains.
But they're harmless, really. The one you really need to be worried about is Rudolf. If you're not careful, Santa will tell him to eat your face off.
But no worries, really. This is a fun place to be. And we're just getting started!
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