Friday, November 6, 2015

Cover Reveal! "...Walk Into A Bar"

 
 


Harry's Bar was always in need of bartenders. Josh wanted the job because he thought the bar had character. He just wasn't prepared for the characters that walked in.

A paranormal, scifi, horror comedy, "A Zombie, An Alien, and A Vampire Walk Into A Bar" will be available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple, and Kobo on November 13, 2015. Friday the 13th!

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Re-release of My Past Life as a Dung Beetle!




Hello! Today is the re-release of My Past Life as a Dung Beetle. I'm very excited. It has a brand new cover, by artist Ashley Atkins, and a few minor additions. The story was inspired by my brother, who buys storage units and collects all kinds of stuff. I was afraid to admit that before because I didn't want him to think I was making fun of him. Quite the contrary! My brother is quite a character and has a wonderful wife. I have added a dedication to him.

I absolutely love the new cover. Ashley Atkins read the story and created a perfect representation of it.

BLURB:

Jim Williams loves to collect stuff, but his wife thinks it's all crap. He may have led a past life as a dung beetle.

REVIEWS:

RamenNoodleBookReviews.com

Yes, it’s only 11 pages long, but in these 11 pages is a truly wonderful, unique story that has you thinking and laughing with every sentence. It’s about a man who believes that in his past life he was a dung beetle, of which he is quite proud. Why would anyone want to be a dung beetle, you are probably asking? I know I was. By the end of this book, you’ll have that answer, along with a warm feeling in your heart for the man and his family.

(The 2nd edition is 13 pages long.)

H. Temple 

Finally a book of hoarder justifications! Junk collectors and their families would appreciate this book. This book won’t cure junk retention, but it might make you laugh.

Maria Hammarblad

My past life as a dung beetle is about a collector of random stuff and his family. I had no idea what to expect when I started reading it, and the first couple of pages both amused and confused me. They were funny and cute, but I didn't get it. Then, the story really got going, and I hurried through it with a smile on my lips. All the pieces fell into place and everything made sense.

I'm sure I stem from a genetic line of gatherers. I save all sorts of crap because it might be useful at some point in the future. My husband has a collection of collections. My past life as a dung beetle made me smile with recognition, root for the hero, and sympathize with the heroine. It is a touching story about life, well worth reading.

BUY LINKS:

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GP3HF5O

Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-past-life-as-a-dung-beetle-lk-hatchett/1122768575

Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/ebook/my-past-life-as-a-dung-beetle

Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id1047811384

This story was edited by Michelle Browne at Magpie Editing.
 
Thanks for stopping by!


Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Covet Blog Tour: Author Interview





Hiding in an isolated Newfoundland outport, Scarlett Winters is the living bearer of the secret of immortality. Sebastian Sinclair, vampire and stealer of souls, might be her only hope to escape a deadly power struggle. But can she trust him? Caught between sacrificing her morals and betrayal by those she trusted, Scarlett will risk everything to escape...unless she dies trying.
  


Tina Traverse fell in love with writing at the age of eight when she wrote her version of the bible story, The Good Samaritan, for a homework assignment.
This love grew into a passionate affair and has been ongoing for thirty years; and there are no signs of it waning.
Though, she admits, when she was pregnant with her son Christian, the affair cooled.
Tina’s desire to write came calling once again when she needed to find a way to cope with heartbreaking news.
Christian was diagnosed with autism in 2010.
Her method of coping was to write a story about his journey called Forever, Christian.
Tina likes to joke that a girl can only write about real life for so long without jumping back into the world of make believe.
She loves to venture into the world of the supernatural; vampires and witches are her favourite!
Tina enjoys all sorts of vampires but admits that she is fascinated with the modern romantic vampire (think Twilight and The Vampire Diaries).
She is currently working on a vampire series based on her first published book, Destiny of The Vampire and has other projects in the works.
When Tina is not at the computer creating her exciting, magical worlds, she is kept on her toes by her two sons, Christian and Brandon.

Sometimes the author manages to curl up in her favourite chair with a good book.



            


1) What is your next project?
My next project is book two in the Scarlet Desire series.

2) What do you measure success to be?
For me, success is not how many books one sells or becoming the next J.K. Rowling. It’s having a dream and sticking with it through the hard times.

3) Who inspires you?
 My family, friends and my awesome editor who has encouraged and supported me into becoming a better writer.

4) Who is your favourite author?
I enjoy many of my fellow indie authors but my favourite is Stephen King. While I enjoy is novels, he’s my favourite because of his life story. Knowing how he struggled at first but kept his dream going inspires me to do the same through my own struggles.

5) Who are you as a person? Tell us things about you that are not already in your bio?
Wow, that’s a toughie. My life is an open, but short book, more like a novella actually. My bio says it all. Almost. Heh. I suffer from depression and for a while I lost interest in writing. It was seeing Stephen King’s life story on TV that inspired me to dive back into my passion.
I want to try screenwriting.
I had a dog for 20 years. He died a couple of months before my eldest son was born. I miss him every day and wish I can have another dog but my youngest is terrified of dogs.
As a young girl I spend hours dancing and singing outside on the front lawn for the captive audience of my teddy bears. When I grew into a teenager, those performances went behind a closed door.
I’m a tart for the spotlight. Which is funny because most of the time I’m shy and reserved.
I’m going to literally die from laughing. Trust me. When I laugh hard, I stop breathing for several seconds before I can regain my breath. I also can cry so hard from the laughing that my eyes swell just like if I had been upset.

Things that may or may not be true…

I keep vampires in my basement to do my bidding.
I’m a powerful witch.
A certain TV vampire actor is my secret lover.

That’s all I’m allowed to tell you about me! LOL.

I like to thank you for this interview, it was a pleasure and an honour.


Long may your jib draw!




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Saturday, May 30, 2015

QR Review: Regarding your Position as our Third Year Teacher by Sylvia Spruck Wrigley

There is a new site for short fiction that has a lot of great stories waiting to be discovered. It is called QuarterReads. I am both a reader and a writer there. As a reader, I have found numerous stories I'd love to comment on. There is no review system on QuarterReads, which I find is a good thing, especially with so much abuse of the review system on other sites. So, I've decided to start reviewing QuarterReads stories on my blogs (yes, I have two. I'll figure out the logistics later.). This is going to be fun!

The first story I'd like to present is "Regarding your Position as our Third Year Teacher" by Sylvia Spruck Wrigley. This story is written as a termination letter of the humorous misadventures of a third grade school teacher, we know only as Miss Vesta. Even more amusing is the fact that the teacher teaches at no ordinary school. Miss Vesta teaches at the School for Off-World Learning for Space Station Children.

The letter outlines a few things the teacher has done to get herself laid-off. They were so funny, I was grinning from ear to ear the entire time, even laughing out loud. The teacher wanting to impart on the third grade children of the School for Off-World Learning for Space Station Children the error of their ways, of things they cannot possibly understand (having never even been to Earth), was hilarious.

And to find out the length of the teacher's contract and how long she actually lasted was too funny!

The story is labeled as Science Fiction, but it could easily fit in the Humor (fiction) section too.

QuarterReads has a rating system of 1 to 4, with 1 being "Didn't work at all for me" and 4 being "Loved it." I give this story 4 quarters for "Loved it!"





Read the story here: https://quarterreads.com/story.php?id=250

Favorite and find more QuarterReads stories by Sylvia Spruck Wrigley here: https://quarterreads.com/writer.php?id=102

Sylvia Spruck Wrigley's Website: http://www.intrigue.co.uk/

Follow her on Twitter: @akaSylvia



Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Cover Reveal: Zombies in Love by Nora Fleishcher




Blurb:

Jack Kershaw just wants to hold on to his new job at Lisa Alioto's pizza parlor, and to keep Lisa from finding out that he's a zombie. But Jack learns that he and Lisa are in serious danger. His second chance at life is the inadvertent result of a lab experiment by two graduate students, and Winthrop University-- a school which knows how to keep its secrets-- will do anything necessary to conceal that someone on campus raised the dead. With the help of Boston's zombie horde, can Jack and Lisa escape Winthrop's sinister clutches?

Excerpt:

All the peace that had come over Jack in the morgue was gone. Even though he was jogging back to Lisa’s apartment-- and getting some strange looks because he was wearing a set of scrubs and a pair of flip-flops he’d liberated from the hospital-- he felt a terrible restlessness. Like he couldn’t be still, ever again.

No, that wasn’t it-- he felt the sort of prickly awareness of a mouse being watched by a owl. It felt as though something was after him, something with a stride matching his own, something that reached out with a pale cold hand...

He reached the door of Lisa’s apartment, thudded up the stairs, and pounded at the closed door. She opened it like she’d been waiting next to it for hours. Out the door came the rosy scent of her body, the heat of her, and in the center of the candle flame, Lisa’s beautiful daredevil smile.

"You're back! How'd it go? I dropped off the satchel, just like we planned, and the guy seemed to know exactly what it was for," she said. He followed her in. "I’ve never done anything like that in my life. Wasn’t that crazy, wasn’t that wild?"

"Stick with me, honey," he said. "We’ll have fun."

She smiled and squeezed his bare upper arm roughly enough for him to feel it. Heat seared his cold skin. "And tomorrow, we go back to work, and I know I’m going to be standing there, giving people their pizza and thinking, ‘All you people, you don’t know a damn thing about me, you don’t know what I’ve been up to.’ Me and my secret life."

And then it all made sense. He knew what he wanted. He reached up and kissed her. For a moment she seemed surprised, but then she pressed closer to him, and he became aware of how thin his scrubs were, and that her body heat flew through them as if he were naked. And the way her mouth tasted! He could feel it over his tongue, the unique taste of her body, as if it was sinking into his body, changing all of his cells, drawing a little of her into him, forever...

"You smell like lilacs," he said, "did I ever tell you that? Like lilacs and cinnamon. And you’re so warm."





Bio: Nora Fleischer has a PhD from Winthrop University, and promises every word of this story is true. She lives in Minneapolis with her lovable husband Sven and children Wolfgang and Anastasia. She’s on Twitter as @zombinanora and blogs (sometimes) at norafleischer.livejournal.com.



The book is available at http://www.amazon.com/Zombies-Love-Nora-Fleischer-ebook/dp/B00NUA5CJQ/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8